On a long international flight one of the plane’s wings is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. ‘I’m too young to die!’ she wails.
Then she yells, ‘Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I’ve had plenty of excitement in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I’ve had it!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??’
